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Post by ●●●Elli! on Mar 17, 2010 19:31:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you're dead too. And since you were the one who made the wish for mass extinction, you don't go to heaven. You go to... StarClan. -cue dramatic music-
I wish that I could eat twelve pizzas in one sitting.
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Post by moonpaw on Mar 21, 2010 11:41:13 GMT -5
Not granted. I wish I could Speak Japanese...SO i DON'T HAVE TO READ THE SUBTITLES IN lOVELESS!!!!! Oh yeah your wish is granted ,but you die...
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Mar 27, 2010 10:19:54 GMT -5
Granted, but you speak it very poorly so what you think they're saying isn't actually what they're saying. And it comes out very weirdly.
Soubi: -bending to kiss Ritsuka- Ritsuka, I'm going to kill you. Ritsuka: -blushing madly as he pushes Soubi away- No, I will not share my orange with you!
o.O
I wish my face was green.
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Post by moonpaw on Apr 4, 2010 17:11:58 GMT -5
Granted but you fart and turns orange.
I wish I made the biggest poop ever and became famous . And I didn't die.
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Apr 6, 2010 16:02:46 GMT -5
Lolwut. o.o'
Fine, granted. But... -cue dramatic music- ...now you are eternally constipated.
I wish that this game were less boring.
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Post by moonpaw on Apr 7, 2010 15:23:52 GMT -5
Granted ,but your butt goes boom for no reason.
I wish I could use fart as transportation. Like a jet pack.
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Post by Darke on Apr 8, 2010 19:28:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you run out of gas unless you speak like a true beaner... No racism intended...
I wish I could be on the tv show Sanctuary!!!!!!
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Apr 8, 2010 20:36:14 GMT -5
Granted, but when on the show you become a mouse. And not even a talking mouse, either. Just a mouse. xDD
I wish I were the awesomest person in the world. As it is, I'm only the second awesomest.
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Post by moonpaw on Apr 11, 2010 15:56:23 GMT -5
Yeah I know I'm the first. Granted but only for little. Erin takes back her place as the most awesome Mwahahahahaha I wish I was immortal!
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Apr 17, 2010 15:13:19 GMT -5
Hah! No, Jessie is first awesomest.
Granted, but you get super old and wrinkly and gross and you need adult diapers and you live in a nursing home. And then the world blows up, but you're immortal, so you float through space for the rest of eternity. Without changing your adult diaper even once.
Heh heh heh...
Anyway, I wish I were an octopus with ten little squiggly things. You know... um... those... things- TENTACLES! That's what they are. (:
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Post by moonpaw on Apr 19, 2010 9:27:07 GMT -5
granted but you get made into Sushi and die! Muhahahahaha
I wish I was a chicken that got made into fried chicken and I was yummmy!
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Apr 24, 2010 0:13:32 GMT -5
Granted. But you're actually still alive while you get fried and eaten. And you still have a human brain. xPPPPPPPPP
I wish I could grow up to be a hamburger.
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Post by moonpaw on Apr 24, 2010 20:37:22 GMT -5
Granted but when you about to see link fly off a cliff (THAT"S RIGHT FLY!!) you eyes get eaten. *gasp*
I wish I was a warrior in Thunderclan.
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Post by ●●●Elli! on Apr 25, 2010 9:10:55 GMT -5
Granted but you die a savage and brutal death during battle.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish.
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Post by Nighteh on Apr 26, 2010 22:53:48 GMT -5
Granted, but a killer Aarmadillo flies to your house and kills you and your family...AFTER EATING ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!
I wish that every anime guy I love, was real and loved me back!!!
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